Wednesday, January 25, 2006

WOAH, back up!

I completely take back my post from earlier today. NO WAY was that the easiest way for someone to make a quick $80. That girl was violoated by the doctor and then six medical students, only to turn around and do it again for the doctor and another six students. Sure, she walked away with $160 for 14 breast and pelvic exams (no pap smears, just the speculum and the vaginal exam) but I have to say, you REALLY have to be strapped for cash to get your money that way. Wow. Kudos to her for taking it like a champ!

Crap.

Well, now that Joel has linked to me, and I'm the "most popular outgoing link" (A popularity that will soon drop faster than a tri delt at a frat party) at the moment, I feel slightly inclined to make a post to give the good linkers something to read. Today marks the 3 month death of my blog, as it has now been that long since I have last posted. It's not that I haven't had anything to talk about. No... I have conjured many a posts but just never had the spare time to post them on here. I actually decided to take this morning off and sleep in, so I have a few extra hours and blogging fits in.

But that's neither here nor there. I took off this morning's classes so that I might better prepare myself for my afternoon activity. Today is my Ob/Gyn clinic day, which means that I must perform a breast and pelvic exam on a Texas Tech undergrad. While listening to all the other guys who have done this clinic already, the girls tend to be very attractive and very helpful during the exam. (Second easiest way to make $80 on your back.) While we don't do an actual pap smear, we will insert the speculum, take a look around, palpate the uterus and then eventually search for the ovaries. Here's to not embarrassing the hell out of myself.

I do vow to post more regulary, as I have some intersting (well at least to me, damn it!) thoughts on traveling, TV, and "wedding season". I just hope I can find the time.