As I lay to rest

It's always at night
when all is quiet and peaceful.
Wrapped in a cloak of darkness
I try to lay and rest.
Your memory haunts me.
I cannot run and I dare not cry
And I know there's nothing I can do
You're a nightmare to me
the often recurring dream
stealing my only quiet place
my sleep, my dreams, my home.

WOAH, back up!

I completely take back my post from earlier today. NO WAY was that the easiest way for someone to make a quick $80. That girl was violoated by the doctor and then six medical students, only to turn around and do it again for the doctor and another six students. Sure, she walked away with $160 for 14 breast and pelvic exams (no pap smears, just the speculum and the vaginal exam) but I have to say, you REALLY have to be strapped for cash to get your money that way. Wow. Kudos to her for taking it like a champ!

Crap.

Well, now that Joel has linked to me, and I'm the "most popular outgoing link" (A popularity that will soon drop faster than a tri delt at a frat party) at the moment, I feel slightly inclined to make a post to give the good linkers something to read. Today marks the 3 month death of my blog, as it has now been that long since I have last posted. It's not that I haven't had anything to talk about. No... I have conjured many a posts but just never had the spare time to post them on here. I actually decided to take this morning off and sleep in, so I have a few extra hours and blogging fits in.

But that's neither here nor there. I took off this morning's classes so that I might better prepare myself for my afternoon activity. Today is my Ob/Gyn clinic day, which means that I must perform a breast and pelvic exam on a Texas Tech undergrad. While listening to all the other guys who have done this clinic already, the girls tend to be very attractive and very helpful during the exam. (Second easiest way to make $80 on your back.) While we don't do an actual pap smear, we will insert the speculum, take a look around, palpate the uterus and then eventually search for the ovaries. Here's to not embarrassing the hell out of myself.

I do vow to post more regulary, as I have some intersting (well at least to me, damn it!) thoughts on traveling, TV, and "wedding season". I just hope I can find the time.

She's a "Mann" baby. Yeah!

Check out this article on one of Vandy's students.

Troubled by Bible Thumpers?

Talk to them in their own language.

My current favorite: "Take heed, O ye exceedingly foolish virgin, for you will be taunted by the king's concubines!"

Way to go 'Stros!

First ever NL Pennant for the Houston Astros! The World Series is going to be held in Texas for the first time ever! Way to go Houston!

Beer Pong Anyone?

So apparently Budweiser has stopped marketing their game Bud Pong because people were drinking beer. Ummm. Hello? You call it Bud Pong and expect people (especially college students) to drink water?

Homecoming Weekend

Went to Nash-vegas this weekend to hang out with friends and see Vandy lose miserably (actually, we did fairly well) to Georgia. Got to spend the weekend with seven great college friends, drink way too much, and have a generally great time. Unfortunately all the traveling sucked. Five VERY crowded plane flights to Nashville and back. But I am very glad I did it, and would do it again in a heart beat.

Sorry about the lapse....

I've been Excruciatingly busy as of late. Exams are revving up again, and second year is a hell of alot harder than first year. I can't wait for this BS to be over with...

In summary of the last four weeks:

Yay 'Dores!
Boo!'Dores!
Well, at least we all know that this is the Vandy team we grew up knowing and loving.
Yay Astros!

All other time devoted to studying.

Oh, and "high school chickie" came up this past weekend... interesting story for later in the week. Meanwhile I'm in class "learning". And by learning I mean browsing the internet and playing poker. Studying all afternoon.